- A report comes up on CNN & BBC -

" U.S. Or Unforgivable Scum? "
- CNN & BBC like always with the corny jokes. -
" The General of the UK has recently reported
an offense to their nation made by a U.S. Private. "
- He takes a stern look at the camera all cheesy. -
" The 37 year old General reported a U.S. Private
calling the Prime Minister a.. Well.. ' Nigger. '
The Private opened fire on the General failing to succeed.
The General lodged two bullets into his diaphragm
and into his foot. The Private also took damage to his muscle
in his back. This is the footage. "
- He clicks down a big remote. -
- The camera rotates to another screen. -
- You see a crappy made film by another Marine -
- The General quickly fires the bullets into the Private -
- You hear screaming and suffering -
- The camera turns off in the 5 seconds later. -
" Well that's all the news today, and remember,
I'm Geor- "
- The camera shuts off early. -